Garden statuary at its worst! These ceramic nightmares are known to infest gardens and lawns all across the Western Hemisphere. They may be slight of stature but that is more than made up for by the vicious attitude they display and their habit of hunting in packs. The prey of the predatory Garden Gnomes are lulled into a false sense of safety by the Gnome’s deceptively harmless appearance. Finally, their strongest stalking technique is also their greatest weakness. They become so still while being observed that they do not, nay cannot, move at all while being observed. The best defense one has against these pernicious bearded horrors is to keep one’s eyes open at all times!